"Slow"

I hate the slow day at work because when work comes again, I will miss it. So I have handed up my part of work for black box testing since 2 weeks ago and have been waiting for a phone call since to tell me "hey your programming sux, please redo" until this morning which my supervisor asked "Hey did you gave me the database?Oh I saw it, thanks bye". Two weeks and my supervisor has just started to update the database let alone done any testing. I doubt it would be finished in December in full functional order.

Last week I read in the news that some kid try to burn down the examination hall in hope to stall the PMR examination but to no avail because you didn't burn down the whole school which is why exam was allocated to another hall, moron. Today I read that some kids was detained for grand theft auto to which are PMR students who took their exam in the lockup, well I guess they have other career to pursue than chemistry and physics. If kids these days have time to plan all these nonsense instead of using the time to study, you might as well burn yourself because either way it's stupid and doesn't produce any result other than reducing another moron.

Just when you think H1N1 is so yesterday's news. today there is another news about it. It just can't die without being such a drama queen. Just like celebrities who likes to be weird and everyone else accepts it but when someone splatter themselves with red paint and act like a retard on the street, you'll be in the jail cell faster than you could say "lady gaga did it too!"

I think I am typing more than I should.

A few weeks ago I weight 73kg a few weeks later today I weight 76kg!!I must have swollen a few cows which is what I did. My weight gain has been mum and friend approved but my pants didn't!

Conclusion - back to training again soon.

"20 Years"

Some scientist dude call Ray Kurzweil claimed with the rapid technology advancement, in 20 years time nanotechnologies will be available to replace our organs and reverse our age turning immortality a reality. My question is - would you want to live forever?

Living forever would only mean you will grow so tired living a thousand years among inept mankind that you decided to blow yourself into pieces so your great great grand 200th decendant's grandchild would not order another plastic head for you to live in. Either that or second coming would be here before nanotechnology has a chance for debut.

To quote "Ultimately, nanobots will replace blood cells and do their work thousands of times more effectively, Within 25 years we will be able to do an Olympic sprint for 15 minutes without taking a breath, or go scuba-diving for four hours without oxygen".

My conclusion is that in 20 years time, we will all turn into million dollar cyborgs and Mr Bolt will be finishing the olympic im 2.2 secs and every threaten male will have 20 inch cyborg penis. Think of the possibilities of every human died because of cyborg organ failures.

One more interesting fact - "Virtual sex will become commonplace". Think about how that will affect geyland business. Now I only hope someone doesn't live forever because everytime I see Lady Gaga my vision would be clouded with a dude wearing tight bikini spandex pansing around. Repulsive and regurgitating.

"Another 20 Mins"